These noble men are now the selfless, humble and enlightened shepherds who lead their helpless flocks to safety and lush pastures.
These men are the Magnificent Seven!
Bashar "thilvethter" Assad
Kim "Rocket Man" Jong Il
Evo "The Amateur" Morales
Alexander "Putin" Lukashenko
Mahmud "the Mehdi" Ahmedinejad
These men make me proud to be a member of the human species! They offer a ray of hope to man (and woman) kind... .
* p.s. just so none of you think "starvin'" was a racial slur, let me clarify: You see, in the process of freeing Zimbabwe from the evil yoke of the British Empire, Mugabe essentially destroyed his country's economy. Whereas as one point in time, most Zimbabweans had easy access to what may be considered "the basics" in life, once "set free" by Mugabe, they could barely afford food. Hence his nickname!